anneemay:

02nd:

02nd:

girl what the fuck is this

no, I get it

That’s Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE WORST CRIME IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to be someone that chronically online twitter users will accuse you of being immoral for liking because what they did is so awful. i will not stand for this

surely not. surely you jest

trans:

hesitationmark:

WANTED: Malcolm, 8 year old siamese tabby for assault and intent to harm hand

He looks like he’s going through a rough divorce wtf

120002-ants:

sacred-portal:

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

kawaiimunism:

tanadrin:

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

so-much-for-subtlety:

transfantasma:

xixijinping:

& i thought i was a sassy faggot

Tucker immediately chiming in with “skinny legs?”

threesomedale:

they should give every weird gay person with a niche media interest $1,000,000,000 and a production company

beggars-opera:

lakevida:

beebascloset:

lakevida:

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

dragonboytail:

we need to ban parents from using the word “attitude” so they can maybe start grappling with the fact that their children maybe are having a reasonably angry response

thirdchoiceurl:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

memes from an alternate universe

more of them

these are incredibly fun to do but feel like walking a tightrope between “having fun online” and “getting visited by the secret service”

We need to keep going